18 July 2011

Everything You Wanted to Know About My Panties... Sort Of

Simmer down now, class, it's not as racy as it sounds. This is yet another meme, this time thought up by the delightfully deviant Michelle Simkins, although if you believe her story, it was all Twitter peer pressure that made her do it. Something about goats and panties... We all knew it was bound to happen one of these days :-P

So Michelle tagged Suzanne, and Suzanne tagged me. So here we go!

What do you call your panties/underwear/undergarments? Do you have any commonly used nicknames for them?
Pantaloons! Just kidding. I just call them panties or underwear (under there!) Nothing fancy.

Have you ever had that supposedly common dream of being in a crowded place in only your underwear?
No, I don't think so. I've had dreams where I was inexplicably topless, but that's it. And I haven't had any of those types of insecurity dreams in a long time.

What is the worst thing you can think of to make panties out of?
Hair clippings. Hair splinters, anyone?? Yikes.

If you were a pair of panties, what color would you be, and WHY?
I would be lime green, because it is awesomesauce. Best. Color. Ever. For ANYTHING.

Have you ever thrown your panties/underwear at a rock star or other celebrity? If so, which one(s)? If not, which one(s) WOULD you throw your panties/underwear at, given the opportunity?
I have never thrown my panties at anyone. The only time I want my panties being thrown is if Dr. Spencer Reid (Matthew Gray Gubler) is tossing them back to me after a steamy night of geek loving.
I mean, c'mon... Those boyish good looks. The suggestive way his double action revolver juts from his hip like that... Oh, sorry, what? Where was I...

You’re out of clean panties. What do you do?
Wash some? Seems like the smart thing to do...

Are you old enough to remember Underoos? If so, did you have any? Which ones?
I do know what they are, but I never had any.

If you could have any message printed on your panties, what would it be?

How many bloggers does it take to put panties on a goat?
Four - Two to wrangle the goat, one to slip the panties on, and one to blog and tweet about it.

Tag Four People and tell them why you are being so cruel to them.

1. Dawn Sparrow because she's one of my crazy AQC/Twitter friends who has so far been spared from this silly panty meme.

2. T.L. Tyson because I think she's fun and awesome and needs to be introduced to the Twitter #goatposse

3. Darke Conteur because she needs to take time to do this so that I'll have time to catch up to her on the short story publications (yeah, right lol)

4. Kacimari because she's another AQCer who should get in on the fun! (UPDATE: Riley Redgate tagged Kacimari with the meme yesterday... so instead of me thinking of someone else to tag, she just gets to be extra special tagged!)

So go forth and answer the panty meme questions, and tag four more bloggers!

(As a side note, please read this hilarious response to the evil goat panty meme for a load of laughs.)

And that, my dear readers, is the end of the memes. I swear. Next person to tag me in a meme will be shot on sight. Or forced to put panties on a goat. I haven't decided.


  1. AWESOME!! I especially love "Four--two to wrangle the goat, one to slip the panties on, and one to blog and tweet about it." GENIUS.

  2. "SLOW DOWN." Yeah, right...we're all freinds here, Jello!

    Thanks for the shout out--Nigel's earning himself quite a warped fan club.

  3. Haha! You ROCK, jello girl. :) And why has it taken me this long to get over and see your awesome blog? Your hairy panties answer was hilarious! Hair splinters ... *shudders*

    And yes, Dr. Spencer Reid is a tasty little morsel, that he is.

  4. LOL, Jen. Your rock!

    I can just picture a pair of hair-splinter panties showing up in your writing. Either that or the goat wranglers...

  5. Bravo, Queen of Jello! You did it!

    Hair clippings? *shudders*

  6. Sorry for my delayed replies, everyone! I'm glad you enjoyed the panty meme.

    @Anita - YES! Dr. Spencer Reid lovers unite! haha

    @Cat - who knows, I may just have to slip something into one of my stores as an inside joke lol

  7. Tee hee hee! I didn't know you'd posted this meme! Thanks for sharing on Twitter :)

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